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  1. Short Round

    I’m sure psychiatrists have a proper name for whatever Miley’s deal with her dad is. I’ll just call it creepy.

  2. The neutral expression and glistening body say “I’m just here for you to look at” but the mullet tail dangling above the nipple says “I can take you to pound town followed by Walmart”

  3. Huh, you can swim with it….I guess the Hair Club for Men ad was right after all

  4. Hey gurl, check out my rattail.

  5. If Miley posted this, why does the writing on it say “My gyno”?

  6. yourmom

    Nice rat tail, bro. #hairdont

  7. JimBB

    I picture a drunk Miley posting pics and asking everyone in the VIP room “WHY DIDN’T HE KISS ME LIKE HE DID HER???????”

  8. famesandwich

    I think my vagina just threw up.

  9. Ladies, don’t say Photo Boy never did anything for you.

  10. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Taken by Miley the day she lost her virginity

  11. It was nice of Billy Ray to take the time to autograph a photo of himself for his daughter, but couldn’t he have at least personalized it for her?

  12. Vlad

    J.J. Abrams takes up photography of hasbeens.

  13. Flatliner

    If Miley is down below slurping on his junk, then who took the picture?

  14. a picture of a 20 year old picture…oh Instagram, how did we get by before you?

  15. Cousin Vicki: I’m going steady, and I French kiss.
    Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
    Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I’m the best at it.

    –National Lampoon’s Vacation, aka The Greatest Film Ever Made And Don’t Give Me that “Godfather” or “Citizen Kane” bullshit

  16. Not disturbing at all…AT ALL

  17. buzz

    As his daughter, how did Miley end up with a shirtless, sexy pic of her dad with a crap not personalized autograph? It’s like he drunk banged her thinking it was a random hookup and left that for her before sneaking out the door in the morning.

    Of course in Miley’s family that was probably Father’s Day.

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