At least she’s trying.
to sprint to KFC
C’mon, guys! That shit was funny… When did it get so fuckin’ “hugs not drugs” in these threads?!?
It goes like this:
Christina Aguilera painted up like an Oompa-Loompa streetwalker and sausaged into Ultimate Tensile Strength Spanx, haughtily ordering us with her eyes to worship her because she is CHRISTINA GODDAMN AGUILERA AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY = mockable.
Nicole Eggert caught in the act of trying to get back in shape after a little too much enjoying being able to eat anything she wanted at last during pregnancy = admirable.*
* Unless you have something especially clever to say, like Bootology below. The KFC thing was not especially clever. That’s where the Thumbs of Judgement come in.
> enjoying being able to eat anything she wanted at last during pregnancy
Since when does pregnancy last 5 years?
This is how black menz like their white wimminz.
I would make fun of her but she’s on the right track…
You can do it!
I want my old Nicole Eggert back!
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s never going to happen.
She just saw the hot now sign light up at the krispy kreme
And she’s got a buggy to bring home the leftovers.
Back when I was 14 and thinking about bangin’… this is the chick I was thinking about.
Work it out, Nicole. The hotness is still within you.
so the ice cream man drives a stroller now?
she needs to keep running until she hits Seattle.
And even that won’t make a dent……unless you’re counting all the cellulite dents.
Yeah, that’s right. Put in the work.
if thats what happens when you have kids, NO THANKS
You just figured out that people get fat when they get pregnant?
Haha, not everyone turns out this unfortunate (or like jessica simpson) just look at megan fox. its sad that so many women use pregnancy as a time to go wild and eat like a cow. disgusting.
Uhhh, Megan Fox hasn’t given birth yet so well get back to that. And she’s 6 years younger than Jessica which is a big difference for comparing someone in their mid twenties to someone in their thirties.
Some women weigh less after pregnancy than they did before pregnancy. Getting bigger doesn’t happen to everyone.
Aw, all the supportive comments from our cynical and jaded gang! It makes me feel right squishy inside! Go Nicole!
It is uncharacteristic, no?
If you wait long enough, you can almost always bang the celebrities you wanted to bang when you were a kid!
her jogging will have seismic repercussions
Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson is towing her baby through the Walmart behind her hoverround.
poor lady…she went from being so sexy to that. Good luck to her.
Go on girl! You still got it!
Work it Nicole! You can do it!
Holy flab, Batman!!!
“Why isn’t anyone stopping my runaway baby carriage!”
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