superficial

  1. An evil magician and a crazy pedophile, what could go wrong?

  2. Repugnant now has a face. Hey Shia, have you branded your cologne yet?

  3. Rock, paper, scissors. The loser has sex with me for real…

  4. eatme

    o wow, i just noticed, i think this guy is a jew

  5. Swearin

    I’m pretty sure he’s trying to ground up some meth crystals using his hands

  6. adcomp

    what is this homeless man doing on the red carpet? it looks like he’s trying to warm his little hobo hands over an imaginary fire.

  7. BEP1

    One more bad movie, and he’ll be back at Rabbi school!

  8. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    It’s official, I AM THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

  9. Jay

    Tsk, tsk, tsk. Why? Now he looks frightening.

  10. HollywoodOutsider

    He’s morphing into Spielberg, Jr.

  11. S.

    His head is way too big for his body. Plus he practically has no shoulders.

  12. Ana

    Dirty-hippy Jesus.

  13. “Nick Cave just said I could be in his new music video. It’s a remake of the Kylie Minogue one. With my junk.”

  14. Deacon Jones

    “how much for the girl? For the little girl!”

  15. Jess

    I’m not liking this heroin chic phase….

  16. reddevil

    3 days of pube-beard away from a total joaquin phoenix

  17. Yes, I had sex with Megan Fox.

  18. lily

    tooooool

  19. Giorgio

    Renfield!!

  20. journalschism

    Just met his personal fluffers for ‘The Ron Jeremy Story’.

  21. Johnny Five Still Alive

    I was legitimately surprised that this wasn’t a picture of Peter Jackson.

  22. Jman

    Hey Shia can you stop laughing and get the rock star and movie star to come over here, thanks.

  23. This is what happens when you stick a pin in Adrian Grenier.

  24. Veros

    Peter Jackson in .. 5 .. 4 .. 3 ..

  25. lori

    Balding men should not overcompensate by growing long, stringy hair and bushy, unkempt beards and mustaches. Word.

  26. jasper

    Do something about your long filthy hair. It looks like a rat’s nest. Do something about your mullet. Get out the hair clippers, jerk.
    Get the rat’s nest off your head. Get that crazy ass mullet off your skull. Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole.The mullet is the reason why people hate you. They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack. No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head. Why don’t you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

    Rock over London, rock on Chicago. Massengill: for when you get that not so fresh feeling.

  27. contusion

    He’s looking more and more like the crazy old man at the end of the street.

  28. Another Disney prodigy gone wrong! You were so nerdy and lovable on Even Stevens… and now I want to smother your face with a pillow.

  29. Kat

    Somewhere, a Civil War re-enactment crew is wondering where the hell their Stonewall Jackson went

  30. tlmck

    Proof that anyone can have a career in Hollywood.

  31. EricLr

    Now see, if he had dressed up this nicely back in the day, they probably wouldn’t have crucified him.

  32. Cookie

    No offense but he looks like a homeless dude

  33. dingus

    He kinda looks like the old guy from the never ending story.

  34. Bionic_Crouton

    No you can’t have my first born Rumplestiltskin!

  35. This dude’s beard smells like kids.

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