An evil magician and a crazy pedophile, what could go wrong?
Repugnant now has a face. Hey Shia, have you branded your cologne yet?
Rock, paper, scissors. The loser has sex with me for real…
o wow, i just noticed, i think this guy is a jew
Really dude? For the record, he’s not. Even if he were, it’d be a plus on his side…
Except that he is since his mother is jewish ;)
Damnit… ok fine..
o wow, i just noticed, i think topher is a jew
And proud :)
Other people “who happen to be” Jewish, or partly Jewish: Jesus of Nazareth, Karl Marx, Bernie Madoff, and film director Norman Jewison (can be deduced via his last name).
Norman Jewison is Protestant bugger
Who cares. Yes, Shia LaBeouf is 50% Jewish. On the otherhand, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Natalie Portman, Logan Lerman, Mila Kunis are all 100% Jewish, why don’t you focus on that instead.
I’m pretty sure he’s trying to ground up some meth crystals using his hands
what is this homeless man doing on the red carpet? it looks like he’s trying to warm his little hobo hands over an imaginary fire.
One more bad movie, and he’ll be back at Rabbi school!
It’s official, I AM THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Why? Now he looks frightening.
He’s morphing into Spielberg, Jr.
His head is way too big for his body. Plus he practically has no shoulders.
“Nick Cave just said I could be in his new music video. It’s a remake of the Kylie Minogue one. With my junk.”
“how much for the girl? For the little girl!”
I’m not liking this heroin chic phase….
3 days of pube-beard away from a total joaquin phoenix
Yes, I had sex with Megan Fox.
I had to google that but it’s spot on
I had to google that, but it’s spot on
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