1. I would pull a Samsung Galaxy out of her asshole and lick it clean.

  2. That’s pretty shitty deck furniture. Damn, not even a table. Bitch must have blown all her money on high heels and Samsungs.

    • Richard McBeef

      at least it’s environmentally friendly deck furniture. That chair is made out of recycled stripper shoes.

  3. a13e

    Samsung Galaxy? do the mean the boring normal one or the galaxy s2 I’ve had for 4 months now… geez your so behind…. ahahhahaha

  4. peepee

    The new high-end celebrity outdoor toilet. When she poops, it comes out stars like the playdoh machine!

  5. This chick is so irritating, but man, those legs!

  6. Barnaby Fizzlesticks III

    Everything looks good here, except the badly Photoshopped thing she’s holding. Was it too difficult to have her actually HOLD the item?

  7. Not filmed in Germany!

  8. Hello, sad-eyed English woman whose name I wasn’t aware of until damn, those gams.

  9. Deacon Jones

    If I was her pool boy, I would crawl on my hands and knees and just stick my tongue out and move up and down while I made that robotic voice noise you make into a fan.

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