superficial

  1. She done got herself a MAN

  2. Billebuoy

    That’s the nastiest lesbian couple yet

  3. Why is she carrying a jockey around?

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    Kiedis looks so much better without that hitler ‘stache.

  5. Nothing sexier than a woman with two black eyes and fat lips!

  6. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Its the wicked witch and her flying monkey

  7. Contusion

    Anyone that doesn’t believe in evolution just needs to study this photo.

  8. Cock Dr

    It’s my understanding that many extremist Islamic fundamentalists would like to take down western culture, the spreading festering sore of planet Earth.
    May I suggest the Chateau Marmont as a target?
    After that, what’s the K Klan’s home address?

  9. Seriously, what does the LAPD do all day, that they haven’t been able to shut Chateau Marmont? There’s more coke and washed 70′s celebrities here than Studio 54.

  10. Is he her date or a hostage?

  11. lily

    looking loopy and sloppy per usual…reminds me of count Dracula and igor

  12. Courtney Cox in 10 years?

    And still trying to get a network to keep Cougar Town…

  13. Everything about this picture makes me uncomfortable.

  14. Georgia

    Aww…it’s grandma and her dealer. Sweet.

  15. tlmck

    He is just happy that he finally bagged a supermodel.

  16. Gabe Kaplan

    Is there a “crackhead seeks cougar” section on Match.com?

  17. “Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you all to my fiance…mmm…what’s that again…??? Dave. Yeah…right, Dave!”

  18. “Just smile and give me your wallet discreetly, and I won’t snap your neck.”

  19. EricLr

    Wouldn’t you just love to live the glamorous life of a staffmember at the Chateau Marmont? Every five minutes you get the call to either clean up the vomit of some washed-up celeb or call an ambulance for yet another OD. Living the Hollywood dream!

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