John Mayer in Toronto. (August 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I had ‘em… I had her breasts right here! In my hand!
One fart and she runs away…
Sabbath in Toronto was the place to be last night!
Hippie Joker ?
“Dude, just one of Katy’s tits would take both hands like this.”
Alas poor Katie! I knew her, Horatio, a chick of infinite chest, of most excellent clevage. She hath bore me on her back a thousand times, and now how whore’d in my imagination she is! My engored rises at it!
Very Nice. Oddly, I wanted to do Shakespeare, too, but I couldn’t think of anything funny for “Out, damned spot”… Well, nothing that didn’t involve Lindsay Lohan.
“I know no one says it, but you’re a fucking awesome musician, John Mayer.”
“Yeah, John Mayer, you too.”
“It’s just you and me tonight girls.”
This guy can’t be too bright if he’s hanging around in Canada instead of between Katy’s legs, sucking on her tits.
She has tits between her legs too? Awesome!
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