superficial

  1. So that’s what happened tot he anamatronic Arnold from Terminator 1.

  2. Heywood Jablomie

    It’s not my planet monkey boy.

  3. “Torture who you have to, the President, I don’t care. Just bring me the stones. You have one hour.”

  4. Ralph

    What a fuck’in joke he turned into.

  5. “Sloth love Chunk!”

  6. Derek

    Looks like Mickey is playing Murphy in Robocop 5

  7. Qmak

    “Which one of you paparazzi farted?”

  8. Macklemore

    “I remember when we raised our hands like the ceiling couldn’t hold us…Shit, I think it fell on me”

  9. Igor

    Coincidently, the Mickey Rourke mannequin is missing from the Hollywood wax museum.

  10. Hmm

    Seriously, does he not own a mirror?

  11. My GI Joe has the same look after by dog got a hold of it.

  12. Bad wig or bad mask???

  13. Now that’s a hair-don’t.

  14. Robb7

    Holy shit fire! what the hell happened to him??!!

  15. Derp

    Seriously. What the fuck is up with that shirt?

  16. Whazzit?

    That ain’t Mickey Rourke

  17. JimBB

    Why Dr. Frankenstein make me??

  18. …oops, somebody went to red lobster and forgot their epi-pen…

  19. LilDeuceDeuce

    Guest starring Verne Troyer as Maxi-Me

  20. When did he start looking like the dude from Ancient Aliens???

  21. lawn

    Christopher Walken called, he wants his haircut back.

  22. Flatliner

    Full retard has nothing on Mickey

  23. Donnie Wahlberg needs your help.

  24. beanz

    no.
    just no.

  25. Vin Diesel looks like absolute crap

  26. “Look away … I’m hideous !”

  27. FishSucks

    Bullshit, that’s James Woods.

  28. I had no idea the animatronic skeleton from Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit” video was still in the business.

  29. Mickey Rourke: The odyssey continues…

  30. They must have caught him in the middle of a sneeze or something. (One would hope.)

  31. This is actually James Woods, from the upcoming Christopher Walken biopic.

  32. Amanda

    Check yo weave girl!

  33. Suck It Trebek

    He’s looking like his own stunt double.

  34. cricket

    The distorted reflection in the car window looks more human than he does.

  35. It’s Hotblack Desiato!!! (He’s spending a year dead for tax reasons.)

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