superficial

  1. Thinning hairline, sagging boobs and a huge forehead… If that dude is not rocking a knee-knocker, then I have no idea what gives.

  2. Swearin

    They were disappointed to learn he was not, in fact, the more-mature-but-still-dreamy new member of One Direction

  3. Hmm

    Was he there to do One Direction’s hair or something? Those kids were born 10 years after anyone stopped caring about him.

  4. Voice of Reisling

    Banged Linda Evans before she fell apart.

  5. “I did not hit her, I……Oh hi Mark!”

  6. What happened to this guy? He used to be man-pretty. Like Burt Reynolds and Lorenzo Lamas’ love child man-pretty. Now he looks like Richard Grieco and Jason Alexander’s love child.

  7. Judging by the crowd I can only assume he’s employed as Bieber’s weed mule these days.

  8. As part of his probation for domestic abuse, Yanni now travels with his own police line to keep him 10 yards away from all women.

  9. Matt

    And I am out of here. Loved that guy on SNL.

  10. wayners

    More like homeless.

  11. JimBB

    I wonder who all those girls are there to see.

  12. “It is not a man purse, it’s a satchel.”

  13. anonymous

    Totally didn’t recognize him without the long flowing hair and the pornstache.

  14. “Yanni, you need to stay away from those teeny-boppers or you could end up in yail.”

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