Is she carrying a film script?
Porn doesn’t have scripts anymore. It’s the safe word.
“Is that a restaurant flyer?”
“No, it’s my latest Syfy script!”
Text book example of why you don’t decide if a girl is hot or not until you’re within 20 feet.
Good from far, but far from good.
Wait, she almost looks presentable. What gives?
Maybe she’s getting married today.
Why is she only tan from the waist up?
Because tanning spray ain’t cheap!
I often wonder how it is that she still has money. When did she work last?
does ‘Sharknado’ count?
Unfortunately, it does.
You can make good money sucking oil sheik’s cocks.
Her grandmother knees are scary!
This is the “before” photo on her Sharknado sequel casting call.
Here she is leaving the casting couch office for ‘Sharkgina.’
They’re making a Kim Kardashian movie?
She is smiling, her AIDS test to work in the porn industry must have come back clean.
She’s gonna have to keep her stomach covered at all times.
She looks great here. If you surround yourself with ugly girls you look better. Same applies with wrinkled leather bags I guess?
sadly would still do. even sadder would have a serious relationship with.
Walk of Shame Barbie™ with overnight bag.
If you covered the top half and just looked at purses and legs, I’d say, “What a fit 80yr old..”.
She looks porn princess happy. What drug is she on? It’s not alcohol anymore. Sure the drug buzz will wear off soon and the fall will be that greater.
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