1. For all the bitching celebrities do about their privacy, I look at pictures like this and any sympathy disappears…

  2. He tries way too hard to be cool

  3. It’s about time that Black Crowes biopic got off the ground.

  4. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Hes a pimp now?!

  5. EricLr

    He’s a pimp cowboy, on a purple horse he rides.

  6. There’s a haberdasher masturbating to this pic…somewhere in the world.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    ♫ and called it macaroni…

  8. Urvag

    Smooth move Depp….no one will EVER notice you at the airport (insert sarcasm)

  9. momo

    its a keith thing
    and shudda stayed one

  10. kimmykimkim

    I thought this was going to be Russell Brand.

  11. Raoul

    On the plus side, eventually all his accessories will crush him to death.

  12. “Better hurry it up, Johnny. You’re just in time to catch the outbound stagecoach…”

  13. Airport? Doesn’t Wonka have a magical elevator for that?

  14. sousvide

    does he have to take the feather out of the hat when he goes thru security?

  15. Dashwood

    Hey Huggy Bear, you didn’t hear that Starsky & Hutch was cancelled decades ago?

  16. harshfucker420

    He’ll still dress this way when he’s in his 70′s. It’ll be -hilarious-.

  17. Nik

    Remember when Jonny Depp was hot?

  18. gone

    He’s like a real-life cartoon character.

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