1. Smapdi

    “I really need to update my Twitter account! Where’s a good funeral when you need one?”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Based on her size, I say we’ll probably see the Daddy-hating camel toe pics around the year 2030.

  3. Just checked Instagram and now on her way to an abortion clinic.

  4. “That’s right, motherfucker, I’m texting. You want to say something about it?”

  5. That dude behind her looks like he’s doing a runway strut.

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