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  1. Cock Dr

    He’s probably gay. That seems like a gay friend type smooch.

    • Hey Hick Fuck You

      She’s a Scientologist. They ain’t down with the gays. If he is, he is so far in the closet Richard Simmons probably couldn’t drag him out.

      • TomFrank

        Because…there are no gay Scientologists? Is this your first time at this site? Or first time experiencing any celebrity gossip whatsoever?

  2. Abby Normal

    This is the kind of thing that gives male escort services a bad name…

  3. SIN

    You have hot dog on your breath!!! Come a little closer…closer…

  4. Colin

    “My Kirstie… what big teeth you have…”

  5. DKNY

    I think she’s trying to suck the sugary drink from his mouth.

  6. lloyd

    This is your brain on drugs, any questions?

  7. UnholyKrep

    Alley examines the nostrils of a passing man for stray bits of candy or beef.

  8. vitobonespur

    Before leaving for work, Kirstie examines her boyfriend’s nose hairs to be sure they are groomed properly…

  9. Jennifer Garner is going to be pissed! First the Blake Lively phone photos, now this? How much worse can it get?

  10. Actually, that’s her trainer. She’s on the “Baby Bird” diet.

  11. TomFrank

    Kirstie is finally learning to place herself behind objects larger than her body. Like an SUV.

  12. Um...really?

    I like his shirt. My kinda guy!

  13. Um...really?

    “My kinda”? Wow! It’s too early. I meant “My kinda of”. Well…I like his shirt for a reason. LOL

    • Crabby Old Guy

      No, you DID mean “My kinda”. The “a” replaces the “of”. So, you had is right the first time.

  14. Manders

    U GO KIRSTIE!! Why can’t people just be happy for her?? She should have won DWTS! Doin’ her thang for the BIG GIRLS!! XOXO

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