superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    “So, Bethany, you thinking about dating now that your a free woman?”
    “Boys? Ew!” *sticks finger in mouth*

  2. Lesson 101 in famewhoring: “You see Brynn, after you eat your ice cream, you go like this”.

  3. alex

    My thoughts exactly.

  4. George P Burdell

    Latest convert the Alicia Silverstone school of cooking for children.

  5. The Pope

    “I hope it tastes just as good coming up as it did going down!”

  6. Vlad

    Hang on, let me puke you up a brother or sister

  7. Beefy

    Mr. Depp are you preparing for your next role?

  8. I feel the same way about her.

  9. Ian Burke

    “Thanks for the taste sweetie, now hang on while Mommy keeps to her diet…”

  10. BettyRubble

    She did eat that raisin for lunch.

  11. I see she’s on the Nicole Richie diet.

  12. glam

    “this is how mommy made her millions”

  13. They must be handing out Skinnygirl cocktail samples.

  14. “Damnit…outdoor mirrors should be illegal!”

  15. Woman behind her thinking, “That White bitch is crazy.”

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