superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    “Sean, look! An acting role where you don’t die!”
    “WHERE?!”

  2. My observations thus far:
    1. She looks like a young Sean Young
    2. He look blasted out of his freakin’ mind.

  3. George P Burdell

    I see he answered one her question wrong.

  4. is it “seen bean” or “shawn bawn”

  5. Vlad

    I’ve just given myself oral cancer!

  6. I’ve never seen a man smile like that in the presence of his ex-wife before. Huh, you learn something new everyday.

  7. mnsuperbee

    One does not simply…age well.

  8. One does not simply leave his ex-wife.

  9. “Raymond! Good to see ya, son! Everyone, this is my son, Raymond. Raymond Snow.”

    And that’s why they’re divorced.

  10. One CAN simply bang one’s ex-wife!

  11. “Yep, just look down my throat. Cunnilingus every night when we were married and no walnut sized tumor on the base of my tongue.

  12. kaschuh

    “Pizza the Hutt ate himself… to death.”

  13. journalschism

    Never attend an event with a Stark. Ever.

  14. Schadenfreude

    More like Sean Has-Bean

  15. Vladimir

    I guess the bond of unmatched eyes wasn’t strong enough…

  16. “Yeah, mate, THIS is what makes her smile!”

  17. He better have that tongue looked at…something just ain’t right..

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