superficial

  1. It was bound to happen… She crapped out a black guy…

  2. Dick Hell

    Kinda hard to understand how she could ever look in the mirror and decide this was a good idea.

  3. Frank Burns

    Must be choreography for her musical tribute to the human centipede.

  4. FanGirl

    omg haha

    I hate pictures

  5. catapostrophe

    Not pictured, stage right: extra special guest Miss Piggy wearing the exact same outfit

  6. Pierce Bronzetan

    Her butt is so big, it’s the only thing that’ll get past those pillows.

  7. Cock Dr

    People paid money to go see this.
    Weird.

  8. For the life of me, I don’t know how he got up there in the first place.

    • Hey McFeely’s back! Where’ve you been man? Fish figured out a way to raise the dead? Or was it prison? It was prison right? C’moonnn. You can tell us. If ever there was a safe haven for delinquents and perverts, it’s right here.

  9. vgrly

    It’s as if her vag exploded with rhinestones and sequins. That is ugliest unitard ever.

    • QtPi

      Hard to comprehend someone with her success making this kind of business decision. She paid some stylist, then a costumer a gazillion dollars, I’m sure, for that heinous tard. I think she’s a tard.

  10. The Pope

    Everyone was so focused on her ginormous ass, that nobody noticed that she has an equally ginormous crotch.

  11. tlmck

    Jennifer Love Hewitt is Vajazzling for others now?

  12. CK

    He put it in her ass, didn’t he?

  13. Emma Watson's Vagina

    Who knew when you crap out a black guy it would be that exhusting.

  14. She still got the hot bod. Always loved that ass!

  15. lily

    britney spears wore this ensemble a decade ago.

  16. Lord Invader

    Once again, Spiderman saves the day.

  17. Dennis

    Pretty much a re-enactment of JLo’s first audition as a Fly Girl on in Living Color except with one or all of the Wayans brothers in back.

  18. Giorgio

    Oh shit! I thought it was Miley!

  19. anonym

    that’s how you stand up and take a shit

  20. Looks like she’s giving birth. Apparently hers and Puff Daddy’s baby took this long to be born. There he is, directly behind her anus.
    They shall name him Black Guy.
    Cause they’re lyrically talented.

  21. Bionic_Crouton

    “Help me Jamal, I’m constipated!”

  22. cc

    Was this in Germany? ‘Cause it looks like she’s going to poop on him.

  23. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    Her vag is so boring she is angry about it, like an old man in a deli who’s soup is too hot

    • Schmidtler

      maybe so, but time will eventually solve the old man’s problem – it’s just going to make JLo’s vag problems worse.

  24. Bionic_Crouton

    J Lo had to Blow …and that’s why we call him “Scatman”

  25. chloe

    she just birthed her next boyfriend.

  26. Toast

    I legitimately thought it was Miley Cyrus at first glance, talk about signs you should fire your costume designer…

  27. This is NOT, as some people have been misinformed, a musical performance. This is the finals of the South American Wind Breaking Tournament, and that’s J-Lo on her last attempt, with one of the judges right behind her to confirm she doesn’t shit.

  28. SuperDave

    Oh shit! Everybody run! Trust me, I’ve seen Prometheus like 3 times!

  29. Odious_One

    Thighs are pretty big . No one is going to rub one out over an of her pictures any more

  30. Salad Face

    “BULLSEYE”, said Johnny Weir.

  31. rican

    Not pictured – Big Black Cock

  32. “Is there a gynecologist in the house?”

  33. flimflam

    I’m doing my “Eww-face”

  34. Uncle J

    I like tacos and burritos and shitting them out.

  35. person of interest

    “these bedazzles are making my taco itch…..ohhhh….”

  36. Bionic_Crouton

    SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!

  37. chestylarue

    dios mio, my labia is hung up on a sequin…

  38. The swamp ass that backup dancers have to deal with in South America is horrible.

  39. DKK

    She looks hot!

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