Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn in Skiathos Island, Greece. (June 18, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Goldie’s balls are hanging pretty low
Sock it to me
Less “Laugh-In” than “Laugh At.” Time is cruel.
“THIS is the shit your Grandma only TOLD you about. She was right…”
No amount of therapy will help me after seeing that.
Getting old sucks. :(
Kurt is still cool though. Rock on fat man.
So which one’s bigger? His gut or her cunt?
I laughed at that. Very Don Rickles.
“But those people will drown if you don’t save them, Captain Ron!!”
[sigh] “….yeah….okay….let me get my Birkenstocks off.”
Miley Cyrus is influencing everyone now.
“Kurt, honey, have you seen my uterus? I’m sure that I put it in this blue bag before we left the house.”
Obviously, Kate DIDN’T get it from her momma…
Her mom is 68 years old. It doesn’t matter how good your genes are, at a certain point, nature always wins.
Ahem…Mother Nature always bats last.
The old man told them “You kids get off my beach!”.
Jesus, they both look like Fido’s ass.
Goldie should put a shirt on. Wait, WHUT?
Kurt, The “Thing” can take many forms!
Even The Thing didn’t have the stomach to morph into either of them.
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