this guy is a huge fuckstick.
Tucking the pant legs into his socks, I see he’s practicing good health and safety measures against ticks.
Hey, ya never know where this asshole hangs out.
No matter what he does, he always manages to dress up as Guy I Want to Punch in the Fucking Mouth.
I’m already in line to punch him in the mouth, wrapping my knuckles right now. Always wanted to punch a douche-bag wearing a outfit like that.
Strange, I don’t see anyone denouncing violence against men as unfunny.
Douchebags aren’t people. They don’t count.
Dammit. Now I feel bad.
*looks at picture again*
Okay, no, I don’t.
Check your privilege Iveski.
Very telling, isn’t it?
If he can’t bounce back from a punch in the mouth, he’s no man.
Shia is still rockin’ those Nike SFB’s. They just won’t die.
He’s invented a new sport called “power douche walking”
Scrolled down to the bottom of the photo to see if he was still a fucktard and yes, he is.
WHY WITH THE PANTS IN THE SOCKS?!?
He looks like Super Mario if he were unemployed
Looks like he got his velour pants back. Or maybe another pair. (I’ll bet his mom had to wash them 8 times to get the skid-marks out.)
Dude, your Spider-Man cosplay sucks!
Where do you even buy clothes like that? Is there a Douche catalog?
You know how some women get with ‘bad boys’ because they want to help ‘fix’ them to bring out their good side? A small part of me wants to date this fucker just to try to educate him on his douchiness, and turn him into a respectable person and actor instead of a raging fuckstick.
A small, embarrassed, hopeful, but mostly ashamed part of me.
It’s a me, Mario!
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