1. That’s the look of a woman who hasn’t had vaginal intercourse with her husband since forever.

  2. I’m glad to see he’s recycling some of the Swordfish props…

  3. PJ Bandit

    - Homo!
    - Slu… ok, I have to give you that.

  4. Complete the following sentence:
    “What a strange little beard …”
    (a) “… he has.”
    (b) ” … she is.”
    (c) Both of the above.

  5. Cock Dr

    Are those staple marks around his forehead’s hairline?

  6. I bet she’s thinking Charlie Sheen looks pretty good right now.

  7. Why is an uber hottie like her wasting her years bearding for this guy?

  8. (smiling, talking through teeth)

    “….i thought yew said yew left yer hair clips on the plane…..”

    (smiles, looks around, points)

    “…i used….Tom’s cum…”

  9. kravdan

    Wow, so he goes to the Hair Club now I see. That is one awful wig, dude you are bald.

  10. ScotlandThe Brave

    A gala dinner at an airport?

  11. so…they grow the hair plugs on the chin first?

  12. Is that a tiny little fake looking toupe on the bottom of his chin too?

  13. You could have told me this was Madame Tussauds and I would have believed you.

  14. Beep boop boop bop.

  15. Run, honey. There’s an entire world of penis out there. Run and never look ba- damnit John, I’m talking to her.

  16. He is the embodiment of the word ‘clammy.’ Nasty!!

  17. Instead of his face having that previous pale, ghostly look, it is now blue tinged as though he’s been dabbling in autoerotic asphyxiation.

  18. Steve

    Uh they misspelled TAINTING next to Travolta’s head. That should read TAINTING right?

  19. Jenn.

    I can see the netting on his wiglet. I’m beginning to think he’s not gay, but simply a big fat ugly woman all this time. Now I question my sexuality during the Barbarino years.

  20. Arzach

    Wow, that’s crafty, a toupee with gray hair lines, the guy from wigs express went the extra mile

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