This is not a lack of fashion (or common) sense but rather an anti-kidnapping outfit considering he’s in Mexico…
Shit! Stacy, grandpa went out in his pajama bottoms again! Could you tell the people at the home to check him before he goes out next time, for crying out loud?
I think the last person I want to be right now is John Malkovich.
Then stay away from the 7 1/2 floor.
Ouch, Patrick Stewart looks like hell!
More like La Tragedia, amirite?
Wow–this is the first photograph I’ve ever seen where the facial expression is relatively normal but the clothes scream out “DERP”!!!!!
he doesn’t look gay at all
The new spokesmodel for Chico’s
This is what you look like when you make your own clothes
Corky, you should always check with mom before you leave the house.
Looks like he was dressed by Charlie Sheen or something.
Autoerotic asphyxiation: you’re doing it wrong.
maybe its just he’s so cool that he’s makin fun of people who
give a shit
the belt is to keep the shirt on, duh.
& I’ll look at this shit 100 times before I ever look at Rita Rusic again.
Those two look like they are trying to stay as far away from him as possible. I bet he smells too.
That was mean. I wish I could edit that and take out the last part. :(
Out of the closet or dementia?
John Cusack must have gone back to the 7 1/2th floor and helped him get dressed.
The new cast of Boning John Malkovich.
Somewhere an effeminate fashion designer is saying: “bitch stole my stuff!”
he learned from Plaxico Burress and wears his gun in a holster.
Talented, but creepy
is this what they mean by the term “High Fashion”? he had to be High on something when he decided this outfit was a good idea.
He forgot his sword and eyepatch at home.
You’d think he would at least wear a sport jacket that fit. Gee-zus man! FYI – Long shirts and a belt only look good on chicks…IF they’re also not wearing pants! : )
Malkovich is the winner of this year’s Clothing Scavenger Hunt.
John Malkovitch at a press conference to announce that he is drinking the purple kool aid before the space ship lands and takes him to heaven. If only he could find his Nikes.
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John Malkovich at a press conference in Mexico City. (April 11, 2012)