1. This is not a lack of fashion (or common) sense but rather an anti-kidnapping outfit considering he’s in Mexico…

  2. EricLr

    Shit! Stacy, grandpa went out in his pajama bottoms again! Could you tell the people at the home to check him before he goes out next time, for crying out loud?

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    I think the last person I want to be right now is John Malkovich.

  4. Dick Hell

    Ouch, Patrick Stewart looks like hell!

  5. More like La Tragedia, amirite?

  6. Wow–this is the first photograph I’ve ever seen where the facial expression is relatively normal but the clothes scream out “DERP”!!!!!

  7. Mama Pinkus

    he doesn’t look gay at all

  8. octopusagogo

    The new spokesmodel for Chico’s

  9. DeucePickle

    This is what you look like when you make your own clothes

  10. Corky, you should always check with mom before you leave the house.

  11. Looks like he was dressed by Charlie Sheen or something.

  12. Black.And.White.Minstrel

    Autoerotic asphyxiation: you’re doing it wrong.

  13. dooood

    maybe its just he’s so cool that he’s makin fun of people who
    give a shit

  14. the belt is to keep the shirt on, duh.

  15. & I’ll look at this shit 100 times before I ever look at Rita Rusic again.

  16. lori

    Those two look like they are trying to stay as far away from him as possible. I bet he smells too.

  17. El Jefe

    Out of the closet or dementia?

  18. Urvag


  19. George P Burdll

    John Cusack must have gone back to the 7 1/2th floor and helped him get dressed.

  20. The Brown Streak

    The new cast of Boning John Malkovich.

  21. tlmck

    Somewhere an effeminate fashion designer is saying: “bitch stole my stuff!”

  22. mbcl

    he learned from Plaxico Burress and wears his gun in a holster.


    Talented, but creepy

  24. Hutch

    is this what they mean by the term “High Fashion”? he had to be High on something when he decided this outfit was a good idea.

  25. He forgot his sword and eyepatch at home.

  26. AteIsEnough

    You’d think he would at least wear a sport jacket that fit. Gee-zus man! FYI – Long shirts and a belt only look good on chicks…IF they’re also not wearing pants! : )

  27. Malkovich is the winner of this year’s Clothing Scavenger Hunt.

  28. Bigalkie

    John Malkovitch at a press conference to announce that he is drinking the purple kool aid before the space ship lands and takes him to heaven. If only he could find his Nikes.

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