It might be ‘Bernie’ now, but to me and my kids he’ll always be Barney
The white Rihanna.
“I’ll get this dang ‘ol chastity belt off!”
Katy Perry got a new outfit to sing Firework.
Miley Cyrus finally had enough of the Chastity belt her dad put on her, to which only he had the key…
Is it possible to be a less talented version of Ke$ha?
If you can’t find it, grind it!
“Jon Hamm, I’ve got the answer to all your problems!”
Hey! It’s my friend’s wife!
Fun Fact: That’s actually a fire extinguisher, she’s trying to put out the flames from an incendiary herpes outbreak
…with her new song ‘Accidental Abortionist’
“The lights went out and Tonya started to griiiinnnd…Darling Tonya…”
Not as hot as the real Grinder Girl.
I knew I had seen this stunt somewhere else.
Trying to make her climax is gonna be a hell of a chore.
Ryobi debuts their Lexington Steele line of tools.
looked her up online. She’s your basic high maintenance, vegan cunt/attention starved famewhore.
Dangerous!? Femoral Artery!? WHAT!? I Can’t HEAR you!
FINALLY!!! Something my clit can actually feel!”
“My crotch , my crotch my itchy itchy crotch !”
She’s just trying to smooth out the edges of her pussy. Nothing to see here.
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