1. B&WMinstrel

    It might be ‘Bernie’ now, but to me and my kids he’ll always be Barney

  2. The white Rihanna.

  3. “I’ll get this dang ‘ol chastity belt off!”

  4. Sparkly

    Katy Perry got a new outfit to sing Firework.

  5. Miley Cyrus finally had enough of the Chastity belt her dad put on her, to which only he had the key…

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Is it possible to be a less talented version of Ke$ha?

  7. If you can’t find it, grind it!

  8. TooCoo

    “Jon Hamm, I’ve got the answer to all your problems!”

  9. Hey! It’s my friend’s wife!

  10. dude

    Fun Fact: That’s actually a fire extinguisher, she’s trying to put out the flames from an incendiary herpes outbreak

  11. B&WMinstrel

    …with her new song ‘Accidental Abortionist’

  12. “The lights went out and Tonya started to griiiinnnd…Darling Tonya…”

  13. tlmck

    Not as hot as the real Grinder Girl.

  14. Skippy86

    Trying to make her climax is gonna be a hell of a chore.

  15. journalschism

    Ryobi debuts their Lexington Steele line of tools.

  16. looked her up online. She’s your basic high maintenance, vegan cunt/attention starved famewhore.

  17. jonesy

    Dangerous!? Femoral Artery!? WHAT!? I Can’t HEAR you!

  18. FINALLY!!! Something my clit can actually feel!”

  19. “My crotch , my crotch my itchy itchy crotch !”

  20. She’s just trying to smooth out the edges of her pussy. Nothing to see here.

  21. OHSA

    Nice bruises. And where the hell are her safety glasses.

  22. hedgehog

    rule 43ed

  23. “Do you love me now daddy?”

  24. anonym

    who the fuck is this crazy bitch using an angle grinder on her puss ?

  25. TheListener

    She kinda looks like Katy Perry if she had short blonde hair and small boobs.

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