Chuck Liddell hasn’t seen a herp that size in all his years…
“What the…..?? It’s yesterday already?”
“Damn! What’s that smell? Did some open a tin of Surströmming?”
“Ma’am, you seemed to have dropped this dime sized herpes scab….ma’am?”
Ryan Reynold’s Sinestro just can’t get over dat ass.
“I’m no fashion expert, lady, but I don’t think the slit in your dress is supposed to go up to your shoulders.”
This just proves that guys will stare at any has-been, disease riddled ass they come across.
She doesn’t annoy me nearly as much as she used to. Maybe I’m getting soft. Then again, I haven’t heard her speak in a long time.
Getting soft when you see Paris Hilton is a natural reaction.
I knew someone was going to go there.
Why, oh why, are that man’s flip flops smaller than his feet? Child sized. Just wrong.
Why, oh why, is that man wearing flip flops!?
any second now the fumes will get him.
Only if a piano or and ACME anvil accidentally fell on top of this talentless “Premature Chicken in an incubator” looking dirtbag.
That would be fun.
If his pants were hanging off his ass I would think it is the latest in thug fashion….
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Paris Hilton in Los Angeles. (April 10, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN