Thus effectively sealing the deal on the term ” ****** rich”
Black or blue?
I was gonna say the same.
as was I
This picture makes me smile knowing that 5 years from now he will be dead broke, with an IRS lien of about $5 million for unpaid taxes and god knows what else.
That would be “Slammer Time”.
At least “Hammer don’t hurt ‘em.”
you got it. this asshole holds unto his money like he holds unto his woman. like you said 5 years and it’s all gone and this fuck bag will be the anal delight at his local federal prison.
“Damn, they all got female faces dented into them.”
“Now let me think: which one’s got the blood stains inside? Oh, right! ALL of them!”
Ass sphincter says what??
Why is he looking at the yellow one that way? Did it peep his phone?
Every day Chris asked “What colour today?” …and every day the mirror answered “Still black, you bastard”
Best. Post. Ever.
Yep he’s a dick!!
“Which flavor of Ramen today?”
- Chris Brown in 10 years
Fucking Instagram. Not even applied properly.
10 years from now a very similar picture will be titled “Highlights of Chris Brown Bankruptcy Auction”
Guess which one I beat the shit out of Rihanna in? C’mooooon!
The best thing I can say about him is I’d rather be him than Snooki.
I’d much rather be snooki… 1,000,000,000 times as much class as that waste of DNA.
Have I beat the shit out of a girl in the yellow one? No. The yellow one it is then.
FUCK YOU CHRIS BROWN YOU PENULTIMATE DOUCHE!
I consider him the ultimate douche. Who do you think is more of a douche?
My guess would be someone who doesn’t know what “penultimate” means and uses it anyway.
Yes…he truly is the second to last douche.
that’s some deep shit there. Unless he just doesn’t know what the word means, in which case it’s not deep…it’s just stupid.
hence the ‘penultimate’ moniker.
Bieber isn’t more of a douche than Chris Brown. Bieber is the antepenultimate douche, making Chris the penultimate. The ultimate Douche is Mel Gibson. I dare you to question my douche logic, sugar tits.
He may have better cars than me, but I have a better camera.
they aren’t his whips, not one of em. not to say that he couldn’t afford them.
They all look either red or orange to me. Not like I have four cars to choose from, but his little comment made it sound like he had a freaking rainbow of cars to choose from. That’s be too obvious though.
That was going to be the run of my comment, too. The styles aren’t much different from each other, either.
Glad to see he’s investing well.
Well when he hit rihanna he was in a rented lamborghini. So unless it was rented due to him being somewhere he doesnt live, he really doesnt have the money for all those cars.
What a tasteless cunt.
You’ve tasted his cunt?
Look at all of my undeserved wealth!
Oh wait, my bad, he got a Grammy. That was the ultimate fuck off to his haters or something, wasn’t it? God I want to see someone beat the snot out of this pompous ass brat.
am I the only one who has the overwhelming urge to drive a bulldozer right over everything in this picture???!!
I’ll hold your coffee…then buy you lunch.
Don’t punish the cars. They actually have a purpose in this world. The chick-smacking no-talent douchebag, on the other hand…
Seriously, how vain and pathetic does one have to be to stand in front of the multiple cars they own and ASK SOMEONE TO TAKE THEIR PICTURE TO TWEET IT, in order to show “how great they are” and “how much money they have.” It’s actually kind of sad, in “Oh gee, you really have no idea how to be a ‘star’” kind of way…
the saddest part is they aren’t his cars.
I know, it looks like he is at Cars and Coffee or something like that. His Gallardo is not expensive enough to park with these.
How disappointing…I was hoping some ne’er-do-wells would see this and break into his garage, then steal and/or vandalize all of his rides.
This gives me a new idea for a video game/reality series: Carmegeddon: Chris Brown edition.
wow, he can smash a bitch’s head in every day of the week.
“Which color goes best with douche?”
Always compensating for something.
In his case it would be intelligence and personality.
And bruiseless knuckles.
Where’s a good suicide bomber when you need them?
That photo is so yellow I feel like I’m watching an episode of CSI Miami.
He rented the cars, took the picture and they were on their way back by the time he posted the pic. Oldest trick in the celeb book.
Like Chris, I too have a Lamborghini for every punch I’ve landed on a girl’s face.
Unlike Chris, my total number of Lamborghinis is zero.
Jennifer Love-Hewitt must be close. Her vajazzle is messing up the color saturation in this picture.
First instagram next will be Instapaper for the hip kid, paper with words and pictures on it that relay news of our time.
Oh look, another Fast and the Furious. Just like the movies, no one is interested
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