1. “If I could only get my dick to do this… wow. They would be impressed!!!”

  2. First I’ll murder my penis, THEN I’ll murder her vagina!

  3. Greg Lubed Anus, er, Louganis, approves of this pose.

  4. Damn, Drake is cut. Loved “Drake & Josh”

  5. Less Drake Bell in a bathing suit, more Lake Bell in a bathing suit.

  6. Vlad

    You know Drake, in order for it to be a dive, you actually have to jump off the platform

  7. edna gein

    What was it George Carlin said about if he could lick his own balls?

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Wow… Ryan Seacrest just signed on for next season already.

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