superficial

  1. Holy crap.. For a second there I thought it was Mark Hamill.

  2. meeps!

    So, the Eye of Sauron is gay…?

  3. It’s a PSA highlighting the dangers of gay men facesitting.

  4. celebutard

    Is West Hollywood on Mars?

  5. I knew Candle in the Wind would eventually break him.

  6. Bob Costas

    Just back from Sochi.

  7. “STOP CALLING ME MARK HAMILL!”

  8. Pilin

    Poor Ray Liotta….

  9. The Pope

    Get Brendan Frasier on the phone right now! Why? Because this fucking wig of his has given me the fucking pink eye!…What?! It’s made from Madona’s pubic hair?! FUCK OFF!

  10. William H Macy is going method for the Elton john biopic.

  11. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Sweet Jesus! Angela Merkel is even uglier when she takes off her wig!

  12. JW

    Dammit, are they going to turn Luke Skywalker into the next Emperor in the new Start Wars trilogy? That’s not cannon…

  13. “Now just who in bloody hell is Cuato?”

  14. looking at you makes my eyes water

    likes like he’s been shot in the eye. wink, wink.

  15. Heywood Jablomie

    Lukie Streetwalker

  16. Pink Eye for the Queer Guy.

  17. renotastic

    Busting out the Sexy Bob Costas costume a tad early.

  18. Looks like my neighbor’s damn Cocker Spaniel.

  19. At least he had the presence of mind to don his hair-hat.

  20. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    What eventually happens to your looks when you go over to the Dark Brown side.

  21. Saturday night wasn’t alright for a fight.

  22. So they ARE doing a remake of Mars Attacks!

  23. PassingTrue

    Soooo Captain Fantastic, do you feel the love tonight?

  24. From Rocket Man to Hot Pocket Man: The Elton John Story

  25. Blob

    Never forget: You are a Ewing.

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