superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Now that man is royally constipated.

  2. “Quick, someone pull my finger!”

  3. quigley

    Shiiittt it!!! Shiiiiitttt it!!!!!!!!

  4. Cock Dr

    See what playing polo for decades does to a man?

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I’ve shaken hands with my last fucking boy scout…Don’t wake me up until I’m King!

  6. Sitting on saggy balls is a terrible symptom of age…

  7. A royal shart is, alas, still a shart.

  8. Richard McBeef

    have you ever pooped your pants? have you ever pooped your pants in a swedish fighter plane? didn’t think so.

  9. “Thank god I decided to wear the extra-heavy duty Depends today!

  10. turd da third

    Who does #2 work for!!!!!!!?

  11. jacking off in a fighter jet rules!

  12. I’m betting someone just told him this joke:

    “Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing match. It seems that no one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.”

  13. Bigalkie

    Dude, I don’t trust this fart.

  14. “Blimey, that bloody control stick now knows me as only Camilla used to!”

  15. turd da third

    I think my G-suit just sprung a leak near my ass

  16. GuyLeDouche

    A-a-a-a-n-d….that’s what I think of you Swedish bastards.

  17. Xxoo

    “I’ve good news, Charles, your mother is going to pull through..”

  18. tehe! that tickles!

  19. mbcl

    “Well I’m off. Those damn Falkland Islands are acting up again”

  20. “I do say, this plane is spectac-HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!”

  21. Art-Girl

    Can we please just clone Elizabeth I from her grave DNA? Or maybe have a “Weekend at Bernie’s” style setup when the Queen kicks it? I don’t think I want this plane-shitter as my King :(

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