Is that the handjob award?
They present the award to themselves. All hollywood people have that award and most of them have an autofellation award too.
These awards are nothing but a goddamned circlejerk anyway.
You guys got it all wrong, that’s the Van Helsing award.
the crankin dinky peen 2014 award.
And the “Fisting the audience unmercifully” award goes to Steven Spielberg for Indian Jones and the Crystal Skull.
*which was like Indiana Jones, but starred Short Round, who wasn’t really indian but what the hell.
Look who won the Chris Brown anger management award.
I wish someone had put a stake through his heart before he made that Indiana Jones shitfest.
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