1. Yeah, like I want this guy operating heavy machinery.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Kickstarting means something entirely different over there.

  3. “I hear there this guy named Mitt Romney. he said you can’t put shoes on an outside wall. He said it was impossible. But here in London we do the impossible..hold on my aide needs to tell me something”

    “Yeah, boss I just got a text from Romney, he said he was just fucking with you.”

  4. Boris inspects the remains of the latest shoe bomber.

  5. “Aww. I wanted to help nail children’s feet to the wall.”

  6. “You nailed those shoes to the wall? Shit, thank God, for a minute there I thought I was still tripping”

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