You’ve got to stretch before breaking in a new Eastern European whore.
He makes the worst hand shadows.
Damn that hand for not allowing the other hand to slap himself.
You gotta stay limber if you’re stepping out with a different escort every night.
“Seriously, you can put your whole hand up Shannon Elizabeth’s vagina. You don’t even have to make a fist. Let me demonstrate . . .”
Somebody just yelled “Who likes cock?” and he’s wrestling with the question.
Why can’t one of those safes from the cartoons drop on this asshole’s head?
Russell Simmons joins the Happy Hands club.
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Russell Simmons at The ADD52 Musical Showcase And Yoga Session with Russell Simmons at The Samsung Galaxy Experience at SXSW in Austin, TX. (March 12, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN