1. You’ve got to stretch before breaking in a new Eastern European whore.

  2. PassingTrue

    He makes the worst hand shadows.

  3. Damn that hand for not allowing the other hand to slap himself.

  4. Cock Dr

    You gotta stay limber if you’re stepping out with a different escort every night.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “Seriously, you can put your whole hand up Shannon Elizabeth’s vagina. You don’t even have to make a fist. Let me demonstrate . . .”

  6. JungleRed

    Somebody just yelled “Who likes cock?” and he’s wrestling with the question.

  7. Why can’t one of those safes from the cartoons drop on this asshole’s head?

  8. Russell Simmons joins the Happy Hands club.

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