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  1. JC

    It looks like somebody’s up for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

    • “There was me, that is Ireland, and my three droogs, that is Vanilla Ice, Alonso Ribeiro, and Slater Trout, and we sat in the Chateau Marmont Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Chateau Milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or lohancrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.”

  2. Chateau Marmont? I’m guessing Ireland just tried cocaine for the first time.

  3. PassingTrue

    Who knew they let her drive the Whitehouse limo?

  4. Swearin

    Oh great, Dave Franco dyed his hair too?

  5. Cock Dr

    Someone is single and ready 2 mingle.
    Thank gawd no more instagrams with doucheface boyfriend.

  6. Vanilla Ice and Kelly Osbourne take Don Cheadle for a ride.

  7. Joe Blow

    Ireland: “Roads? We don’t need roads where, hiccup, where, hiccup, where we’re hiccup, going.”

    Black Guy In Back: “Back to your place for some mind blowing sex?”

    Ireland: “That’s right Mandingo… just let me drop off the Beiber wanna-be first.”

    Beiber Wanna-be: “I’d like to point out that you do need roads to get.. OW!… he punched me in the head!!”

    Black Guy In Back: “Shut up Beibs!”

  8. Little Tongue

    “Ireland! Watch out! You’re gonna hit that guy!”
    “I know!”

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    Even Scott Disick and Jared Leto are like “Who’s this douchebag in the passenger’s seat?”

  10. MarketingMike

    Why does everybody leaving The Chateau have that
    same wild eyed look? Maybe it’s something in the water?

  11. DesX

    Normally I’d say whoever smelt it dealt it, but Ireland looks a little too smug.

  12. johnny5

    Ugh. That is all.

  13. Alec

    Who’s the cocksucking faggot with her?

  14. everyone in that car loves dick.

  15. TheJoaker

    Hey, Zack Mprris is pulling a time out!

  16. I guess since nothing else is working out she decided to go the Lindsay Lohan route to get attention.

  17. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    I see Daddy issues in her smile being resolved by her one-upping Daddy with her new hobby … Pancake Papparazzi

  18. Pip Pip Cheery-O

    Ahhh yes…the vinegar and water is strong with that one…

  19. Driving Mr. Obama.

  20. t-bone27

    Good to see Zack Morris out-and-about.

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