would oldass eat…
She does that so the camera lens steams up.
You are standing at the entrance to a cave. You hear goblins…
+5 to saving throw!
I cast magic missle!
She’s 32 years older than Lohan. Yep.
she deserves a pass on any negative comments for just that very reason. She’s a goddess by comparison.
Lindsay set that bar kind of low, so no pass granted.
HAH, you fucked Billy Joel! Skank!
I’d still wreck the family truckster over her.
That mouth would be the joy ride of a lifetime.
An Uptown GILF if I’ve ever seen one.
Again with the wide-mouthed joker grin.
Menopausal and lost her curls,
I bet she never had vadge so dry,
I bet her gynecologist never told her why
…Kris Jenner’s gonna try…
I’d plough that like a field of … vaginas.
It’s not about how old you are, it’s about how old you look. And right now that mouth is definitely speaking my banguage.
It’s as if her right boob is deflating through her mouth.
She looks great, but she doesn’t look like she’s related to Christie Brinkley.
The latest facelift had unexpected consequences.
She’s everything I love about what Lilo isn’t.
This is how all women should age
I’m not touching that. I know where it’s been.
“Fly, my pretties! FLY!”
The new Monsanto spokewoman – “Without chemicals, life itself is, like, impossible! I know, right?”
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Christie Brinkley at The Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection Show in New York City. (February 8, 2012)