Move: Smelly Dragon Cooter
Bwhahahaaa! You made me laugh for a few minutes. Upvote!
“… and the next part to this move is that I whip out my dick, and BANG, you’re pregnant.”
From this angle, it looks like he’s trying to dodge a queef… Good luck little buddy.
Looks just like Rachel Ray…
“I beist not a Kardashian! Away with thee Black Knight!”
If memory serves me, she was banging black knights long before a Kardashian.
Great…a JLo reality show. We need that like a case of anthrax.
Her next move is the Ass Drop of Doom. That poor guy won’t know what hit him.
I would have thought she’s more of a Judo person with all the potential for lower body power.
Damn..Jen lookin sexy
don’t tell me she’s trying to do capoeira…. ugh…
She can do the chupacabra.
All I can contemplate from this photo: Small feet, big booty.
Crouching Negro, Hidden Chalupa
I shouldn’t think that’s funny. But I laughed anyway.
YOU SEE! Every fucking picture this broad is in its just like crazy shit going on.
“Whoa! Da bitch just let one go!”
They’re actually not dancing…she just thinks kicking black dudes is hilarious.
That guy must be the vaginal equivalent of a Crest Cavity Creep…
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Jennifer Lopez shooting scenes for her reality show in Uruguay. (December 8, 2011)