his annual pilgrimage to the spot where he dumps all his hookers at the bottom of the ocean.
Like I was saying…
You banged him first though right?
See! You spend all your time making millions of dollars and suddenly forget how to swim and need guys to help you. What a loser! I wouldn’t change places with him. No, I wouldn’t… I mean it. I have my dignity…
“He’s starting to fuck the boat again! quick, bring in one of those hookers!”
Hurry up and get him in the boat – you can’t leave a black dude in the ocean, everybody knows they can’t swim!
…wait, wait, wait …are’t you the same asshole who just (preemptively & unnecessarily) got up on your soapbox and gave everyone shit back at the marie osmond pic? why am i not shocked you turned out to be a fucking racist, douchebag, hypocrite…
If its white he’ll fuck it.
Damn, I thought it was a stereotype.
This fucking clown.
Later the boat sued him for sexual assault.
That’s why we can’t have nice things, Russell is at that age where he tries to hump everything.
ugh. start bailing.
“Just relax Gavin, it’s just a little ‘Laker’s Game’, we can handle it.”
This motherfucker will do yoga anywhere!
“Oh, God! One of them jumped in the boat again. I swear, these sea lions get more and more bold each day.”
He’d swim across an ocean to get away from Kimmora.
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