superficial

  1. tidbit

    Mother of the year. Take that, Courtney Love.

  2. Adam Frawley

    Heroin!

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    When you’re the least hottest and lucid mom at an event featuring Bertney Spears, you should probably stay home.

  4. DeucePickle

    Mmmmm, doughnuts

  5. Wow. This turned out to be a stellar night for Bertney.

  6. sprub

    Ah, the classic “Prelude to a sneeze” in tart major

  7. Recreating the moment of conception.

  8. What were they serving at this event?
    All the whores were wasted.

  9. Cock Dr

    So easy to get drunk off your ass when strenuously dieting.

  10. One of those instances where i no longer miss the zoom function.

  11. pipedreamer

    You’re mired!…in mediocrity.

  12. Skeeter

    People always make fun of her but I would absolutely bang her in any of her holes.

  13. Nando

    Gypsies, tramps and thieves, whoever thought it could be just one person, Gypsies, tramps and thieves, at night all the men would come around, with enough paper bags to go around.

  14. Is she missing one ankle rest?

  15. “Not me!!! Holy smokes, I don’t even know what a Quaalude is…”

  16. Throb the Wonder Mule

    I think it would be like bangin’ a midget, her tiny hands would make your meat look SO big ! !

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