Gwyneth Paltrow with her son Moses at JFK Airport in New York City. (December 18, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
All those letters and he still can’t come up with an intelligible response, even by accident.
NO, Moses! Don’t look at the peasants you’ll turn to salt!… But it was too late.
“So many poor people, I am going to be sick”
Moses, since your British, wear this American flag shirt…it will be positively ironic.
Just waiting for the Home Alone moment when she realizes she accidentally picked up Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.
“Moses dear, be sure to only speak in Spanish so everyone will know what a pretentious twat I am.”
“Mommy, did you know that we would be stripped searched at every airport when you decided to name me Moses?”
“Say mama, isn’t that … umm… what were we supposed to call him? … Uncle Jeff?”
Mommy had a lot of happy juice on the plane, so I have to help her walk now.
Poor kid. With a name like “Moses” you’d better be an Hassidic Jew or be able to slam a basketball.
Robert? Mr Plant? Tell us some Led Zeppelin stories.
“Mommie i wanna UMPA-LUMPA nooooowwwwwww!!!”
Moses…could be a good name for a pornstar….’Hey baby, I’m gonna part the red sea’
He’s wearing that shirt ironically. Everyone knows Gwyneth Paltrow’s British.
Sadly, she had to leave her other kids, Jesus Christ and God Dammit home with their dad.
he looks like he’s filled with wonder at the magnificence of the world, and the new experiences every day brings.
She looks mildly disgusted with what she just did to get past TSA pre-check
Those poor children and their chameleon eyes….
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