1. There’s always a smug fat kid who should just feel lucky to be there.

  2. Mohawk Disco

    Best acting I’ve seen from him yet. He’s getting really good at hiding his hatred for all the jokes at his expense.

  3. “Jonah, which Victoria’s Secret model are you banging right now?”

    “None. Fuck you”

  4. Trying to hide his erection from the smell of Leo beside him.

  5. Time to start shopping in the “Adult” department.

  6. JimBB

    See my suit? See how serious I am? I’m THAT dedicated to the craft! Would you ask Robert DeNiro about a fart joke he did in a movie from several years ago?? NO, YOU WOULDN’T!!

  7. The Pope

    “Jonah, you’re fat. And yet you’re not a good-looking fat, as in “oh he’d be really handsome if he just lost some weight” kind of fat. Basically you’re ugly. And now you’re sitting on a stage next to Leonardo DiCaprio, one of the most handsome men in the world.”

    “Um…is there a question?”

    “No.”

  8. Scorsese was like this, and I’m like awwww yeeeah. Use it, don’t abuse it, baby. Respect it, don’t neglect it. That’s why he’s Scorsese.

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