superficial

  1. Mohawk Disco

    No matter what he says you better not pull on that mic.

  2. “Leo, which Victoria’s Secret modeling are you banging right now?”

    “Ha ha, trick question, I am banging them all”

  3. Trying not to gag at the smell of Jonah beside him.

  4. The way he is holding that microphone. Some body language signals for any supermodels watching.

  5. Oh sure, Leo wears a newsboy hat and he get’s his pick of Victoria’s Secret supermodels. I wear a newsboy hat and I’m labeled a douche.

  6. JimBB

    Sing Back in Black!

  7. cc

    You’d smile like the Cheshire cat too if you were going to find 3 Victoria’s Secret models under your tree on Christmas morning.

  8. Anyone else think he’s losing his hair?

  9. I know I harp on basics of mens fashions a lot, and Leo has managed to tie a passable knot in a tie that’s only a little too skinny…But who sits with their coat still buttoned? It’s just wrong on every level

  10. Reporter: “Mr DiCaprio, are you and Jonah Hill friends now?”
    Leo: (laughing hysterically) “No.”

  11. Skidmarx

    Did Curtis Sliwa change his hat ?

  12. Robb7

    Introducing Leo Schmendrink from Hauppague, Long Island…

  13. “Just speak directly into the microphone, honey….SURPRISE!!!

  14. Lady Carruthers was aghast as the insufferable yank shot her prize pheasant. Then fucked it and gave it cab fare. Shocked, Lord Carruthers monocle fell into his sherry.

  15. Jenn

    What dumbass told him that hat looked good? He’s going bald, isn’t he? Hahahahahah!

  16. martina

    except for the money …
    what is the attraction to this guy …?
    Oh, never mind …

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