So he set his alarm clock for 1865?
The orange juice he had with breakfast was highly Hasidic.
Back from his chimney sweeping gig.
I like that movie where he puts the rolls on his fork and makes them dance like feet.
Why does he always look like he’s in the middle of a game of hide the sausage?
WTF?? He used to be so good looking!
He’ll want a copy of this one. You can’t see his back legs at all.
2 LEGIT 2 QUIT!!!!!!!!
Why do all these people keep asking me “where’s me pot of gold”
Harem pants?! Fugly!
See my previous posts about fugly Brits. Exhibit 2.
He has pieces of five different outfits on.
Chim chim cher-ee!
… U Can’t Touch This.
Why do his sweatpants have a crease? Does he dry clean them?
Go commando and let’em swing Jude, you’ve got the right pants for it.
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