I hadn’t realized Smaug was all motion capture.
Yeah, I’d pull that thing off my head too.
Speaking of desolation…
Oh god, someone please tell her it was just a movie. No one *really* died, sweetie.
Geez, don’t let O’Reilly see that scarf or he’ll accuse her of being part of the Intifada.
Wow, 1978 was a looooooooong time ago.
Why does she look startled and terrified in every picture taken of her these days?
…and he pulled the mask off, revealing that the hideous has-been she-demon was really old man Witherspoon, and the amusement park wasn’t haunted after all.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
“and then.. he spooged right in my eye.. See?!”
Commenting as a Guest. Sign in or Join.
Brooke Shields at a screening of 'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' in New York City. (December 11, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN