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  1. I hadn’t realized Smaug was all motion capture.

  2. Yeah, I’d pull that thing off my head too.

  3. Speaking of desolation…

  4. JimBB

    Oh god, someone please tell her it was just a movie. No one *really* died, sweetie.

  5. cc

    Geez, don’t let O’Reilly see that scarf or he’ll accuse her of being part of the Intifada.

  6. Hugh G. Rection

    Wow, 1978 was a looooooooong time ago.

  7. fred

    Why does she look startled and terrified in every picture taken of her these days?

  8. …and he pulled the mask off, revealing that the hideous has-been she-demon was really old man Witherspoon, and the amusement park wasn’t haunted after all.

  9. “and then.. he spooged right in my eye.. See?!”

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