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  1. joe

    Shouldn’t have stormed that cockpit.

  2. Someone looks like he got his ass kicked by a stuffed bear again.

  3. “The fahk, brah? Ain’t nevah seen a wicked pissah out fah a wahk?”

  4. cc

    Tiny scarves are in this year.

  5. JimBB

    Ain’t no fucking terrorists gonna be messing with downtown L.A. anytime soon!

  6. Mohawk Disco

    So, I was wrestling a bear with one hand while holding a bus full of children from falling off the cliff with the other. Anyway, this asshole comes over and starts shitting all over the good old U.S. of A. So I headbutt him into a coma… and that’s how I tweaked my neck.

  7. Dude, that’s not how you wear a cummerbund pleasedonthurtme…

  8. “Dude, I’m tellin’ ya – yuh do not wuhnt tuh fuhk with Tom Cruise. That midget wants to say actin’s as hahd as thuh ahmy, you know, that’s his puhroguhtiv, fah as ah’m consuhnd. I luhn’d that thuh hahd way.”

  9. Vlad

    Marky Mark and the Funky Ascot

  10. Johnny Barbells

    …vincible.

  11. Phoenix

    Is he moon walking?

  12. This is just like when Leslie Knope fell into the pit.

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