Shouldn’t have stormed that cockpit.
Someone looks like he got his ass kicked by a stuffed bear again.
“The fahk, brah? Ain’t nevah seen a wicked pissah out fah a wahk?”
Tiny scarves are in this year.
Ain’t no fucking terrorists gonna be messing with downtown L.A. anytime soon!
So, I was wrestling a bear with one hand while holding a bus full of children from falling off the cliff with the other. Anyway, this asshole comes over and starts shitting all over the good old U.S. of A. So I headbutt him into a coma… and that’s how I tweaked my neck.
And lost the bus full of children then got mauled by the bear.
Dude, that’s not how you wear a cummerbund pleasedonthurtme…
“Dude, I’m tellin’ ya – yuh do not wuhnt tuh fuhk with Tom Cruise. That midget wants to say actin’s as hahd as thuh ahmy, you know, that’s his puhroguhtiv, fah as ah’m consuhnd. I luhn’d that thuh hahd way.”
Marky Mark and the Funky Ascot
Is he moon walking?
This is just like when Leslie Knope fell into the pit.
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Mark Wahlberg in Los Angeles. (December 11, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN