1. 1NDUN

    No mettle jagoff.

  2. EricLr

    But what I *really* want to do is be a shrimp fisherman!

  3. Johnny P!

    The new PSA face for “Don’t get into a car with a stranger”.

  4. Someone’s balding….

  5. I think I saw him driving a white windowless van around the local pre-school earlier today.

  6. [Picture taken while watching a Red Lobster commercial]

  7. Jman

    Hahva Nageeluh Mutha Fucka. (He best not take that line for his next film either)

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Banned for life from Long John Silvers

  9. That is the unwholesome grin of a man who just discovered cocktail sauce.

  10. They got as far as “All you can eat sh-” before this face came out.

  11. He’s got that look in his eye like someone itching to ruin another movie franchise.

  12. Lou Braccant

    No better way to pay tribute to Stanley Kubrick than dressing like a homeless bum!

  13. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”

    And that’s pretty well all I remember about Stanley Kubrick.

    • And what a GREAT fucking line it was! For those too young to remember, that line comes from 1964′s “Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.”

      What a great flick! I loved Sterling Hayden’s obsession with “precious bodily fluids.” And George C. Scott’s moderately insane General Buck Turgidson.

  14. Tidbit

    Ha Ha,…I was ACTING!

    Well done, Mr. Lovitz. Well done.

  15. O'chunt

    ‘Brett Ratner’ and ‘Stanley Kubrick’ in the same sentence and the words between are not “is not worthy to wipe the ass of”…? WTF?

  16. This guy banged Olivia Munn. Seriously, what is with women and their asshole fetish? I think I’d rather be punched in the face by Chris Brown than bang this guy.

  17. This is one ugly looking dude. Was he severely injured or something as a child?

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