Looks like someone just beat out San Andreas for the deepest lines in California.
“I lOoK oLd…eeeewww…..I oNce FUCKED aN oLd MaN..mmmmmm”
Still would. [Looks at pants] Still wood.
I am sorry, but I am fresh out of ‘horse race’/’Sarah Jessica Parker’ jokes.
This photographer needs to change his. And subject.
This photographer needs to change his lens. And subject.
“A nylon over the lens would help” — the ghost of Elizabeth Taylor.
C’mon… you can’t fault her for showing up to cheer on her friend.
“Now Roscoe you git out there and catch those no good Duke boys y’here?!”
For those of you too young to remember, she was quite attractive…about THIRTY FUCKING YEARS AGO!
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