1. That chick has a nice rack. Everything else, not so much.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “Holy Lump Face, DaneMan!”

  3. “So I’m gonna go running. And I’m like going to wear a shirt with an eagle. Just have an eagle. All across the chest. And whenever I run by someone I’m gonna go “EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” and they’re gonna be like EAGLE ATTACK. BOOM!”

  4. I’d be the fastest caucasian on the planet with that bitch behind me.

  5. Buddy the Elf

    “Honey. Hey. Have you overheard any jokes from any legitimate comedians that I can rip off and use for myself?”

  6. Fester

    Looks like she should invest in a second sports bra to provide some jowl support.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Do people still think the outdoors is healthy? Isn’t it full of smokers?

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Damn… I need to start stealing, I mean writing some jokes.

  9. a short haired girl

    she must be related to droopy dog

  10. Venom

    She going to take the rest of his money that his brother did not already take?

  11. cc

    She’s storing nuts in her cheeks (I think that might be a triple entendre).

  12. Didn’t Louie C.K. date her about 2 years ago?

  13. The Brown Streak

    The birdemic hit Dane Cook! AHHHH! Get the coat hangers!!!

  14. That’s the face of a chick deep in thought, wondering why they never make love with the lights on.

  15. Tillman

    Who are these people and why are they on my Internets?

  16. whiskeyafternoon

    Odd that the boobs are perkier than the cheeks. This is why you only fuck supermodels and 20 year olds with the lights on.

  17. vlad

    So what comedian did he steal that girl from?

  18. Maybe I need to start drinking again…I kind of like her.

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