Awwww. Look at that wee little double breasted coat.
Shit, even dudes are starting to carry their phones now.
it matches his shirt. WTF?
I didn’t realise they also made an iPhone 4S Mini on request. Maybe you can get it through Apple’s configure to order system.
Wow, he hasn’t aged at all.
Sticking your chest out doesn’t make you look any bigger.
So that’s what Vern Troyer would look like with hair, and a job.
Tom Cruise without shoes
Dinklage is going to be pissed.
Say, can you pay for the cab? I’m a little short.
Who knew aquamarine could be so shortening?
Now tell me who doesn’t want to see Verne Troyer vs. Warrick Davis in next year’s Celebrity Fights?
My money is on Verne
He needs a better tailor. Those sleeves are too long.
He got that at Baby Gap.
Is it just me? Or did the comments get bombarded with folks who either 1) Don’t try or 2) AREN’T funny?
I love reading this, and I am a little jaded…but at least TRY to notice something unique….ADD to the discussion. I am going to start posting a “%” to comments taking up space, not funny, and too obvious!
You may be a little jaded…but he’s a little aquamarine…
see my first post, poser%
that’s a classic logical fallacy…a false dichotomy. I’m not trying AND i’m not very funny.
I’m trying to think of something bad to say about Warwick Davis, but I keep coming up short.
This is the very first time in my life I’ve ever seen Gilbert Gottfried’s eyes. A momentous occasion!
I stole the baby from him, while he was taking a pee pee.
I’m conflicted. Part of me wants him to teach me Charms, and part of me wants him to take me to my vault at Gringotts.
I’m smiling because I just broke wind in the Willow.
“I’m the new sheriff herebouts and I’m looking for an outlaw named Dinklage.”
Everthing’s small on him, except his gums.
Who’d have thought, back in 1988, that in 2011 I’d rather do Willow over Madmartigan?
This. A millions times this.
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