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  1. Awwww. Look at that wee little double breasted coat.

  2. it had to be said

    Shit, even dudes are starting to carry their phones now.

  3. maruli

    Wow, he hasn’t aged at all.

  4. Sticking your chest out doesn’t make you look any bigger.

  5. Minky Wail

    So that’s what Vern Troyer would look like with hair, and a job.

  6. Venom

    Dinklage is going to be pissed.

  7. Evil Dick Tater

    Say, can you pay for the cab? I’m a little short.

  8. MrsWrong

    Who knew aquamarine could be so shortening?

  9. The Brown Streak

    Now tell me who doesn’t want to see Verne Troyer vs. Warrick Davis in next year’s Celebrity Fights?

  10. Johnny P!

    He needs a better tailor. Those sleeves are too long.

  11. Pippy Longcockings

    Willlloooooooooowwwwww!

  12. MrsWrong

    Is it just me? Or did the comments get bombarded with folks who either 1) Don’t try or 2) AREN’T funny?
    I love reading this, and I am a little jaded…but at least TRY to notice something unique….ADD to the discussion. I am going to start posting a “%” to comments taking up space, not funny, and too obvious!
    (You’re welcome!)

  13. Codot

    I’m trying to think of something bad to say about Warwick Davis, but I keep coming up short.

  14. icu

    This is the very first time in my life I’ve ever seen Gilbert Gottfried’s eyes. A momentous occasion!

  15. professorstamps

    I stole the baby from him, while he was taking a pee pee.

  16. TomFrank

    I’m conflicted. Part of me wants him to teach me Charms, and part of me wants him to take me to my vault at Gringotts.

  17. Elf

    I’m smiling because I just broke wind in the Willow.

  18. “I’m the new sheriff herebouts and I’m looking for an outlaw named Dinklage.”

  19. Charlie Hodge

    Everthing’s small on him, except his gums.

  20. Miss C

    Who’d have thought, back in 1988, that in 2011 I’d rather do Willow over Madmartigan?

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