I think the Hollywood rumors are true…
Good for you, Corey Feldman.
Eight hundred seventy-three, sir.
Is that your bombs-defused count?
No, my bath house hookup count, sir.
I think he’s trying to hard to be in 50 Shades of Grey…
No, it rhymes with “Grey”…
The R is silent.
he can’t feel his face.
Somewhere in Ireland, Bono desperately searches for his glasses…
and his scarf
This proves he’s not gay. (gulp)
3D glasses…..in this case, the D stands for “Douche”
Is now the time on Sprokets when we dance?
Touch my monkey. TOUCH HIM!
I see he’s hiding in plain douche sight.
“Damn that Justin can sing!”
11/10 would bear children
“Well, I can’t be a Bourne, so I might as well try to be a Bond.”
This douche isn’t good enough to be Gold Bond, much less James Bond.
If there was ever a guy that believed his own hype, it is this tool.
He doesn’t look gay here or anything…
I didn’t think that Brüno merited a sequel.
“Not that there is anything wrong with it.”
Someone just read ’50 Shades of Grey’…
on Audiobook read by Miley Cyrus
Looking forward to him on SNL this week.
“Oh my GOD ! That smell is everywhere!… These nose plugs do nothing but play music!”
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