Mike Tyson signing copies of his book 'Indisputable Truth' at Barnes & Noble in New York City. (November 13, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That’s “Indishbutiful Truf.”
Memo from publicist to bookstore: “Everything in pictures, please.”
No words on the cover.
No words on the pages, either.
Translator sold separately.
Would have been funnier if the cover had inmate numbers at the bottom of the photo.
“Thish wash me befaw Swimfast. Now I jusht have a shake at bweakfast, a shake at wunch, fowwowed by a thenthible meaw. NOw wook at me!”
He can still punch your head off.
Or bite off your ear.
“Yeth thith is the faith I copied for my tatooths, why do you ahthk?”
“Have you theen thith man? He wath in my bathwoom wall mocking me thith thmorning and I’m gonna hunt him down!”
“Ith thith the face of a rapith ?”
Why couldn’t that picture be on the back of a milk carton?
Great! Mike Tyson trivets will look perfect on your Thanksgiving table. Now available at Target.
No words…just pictures…and he still had a ghost writer.
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