1. wrong ball kid!!!

  2. Matt

    Jerry Sandusky has lost weight. Also, escaped.

  3. Awww…..he’s teaching him to be a young David Beckham.

  4. Buddy The Elf

    Whoa we have the same soccer shoes and ‘Prison Break’ outfit – jinx.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    “It’s not molestin’ if he started it” is not a legal defense in the court of law.

  6. Colin

    Every picture of this guy he’s with his kid; he’s like the anti-January Jones.

    • If her kid grabbed her crotch, he’d be looking at a broken-off hand. Liquid nitrogen works just that fast.

      • I think it’s very cool that Liev spends so much time with his son. The time is going to come when his little boy is a BIG boy and he can no longer pick him up and play the way they once did. I know from experience. Suddenly my kids are in their late-twenties and mid-thirties. I often miss the old days…

      • And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
        Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon…

      • You can be a real dick sometimes, Tom :)

      • Thanks, vito. My kid is fifteen months, and sometimes I can’t wait till he grows up. I needed a wake-up call to enjoy the present.

        See you later, may I have them please?

  7. [In a pirate voice]

    “Arrrrr! This here kid thinks I’m a car and he’s driving… me nuts.”

  8. BillEBuoy

    Kid to dad: “Jon Hamm’s is bigger!”

  9. It’s amazing how many times you get smacked in the nuts by your kids. That’s not meant to be funny, btw. Every dad with little kids knows what I’m talking about.

    • Schmidtler

      damn right – when your kids are that age (that height really) you learn to walk in the house after work with one hand over your crotch to ward off the ‘DAD’S HOME!!!!’ rush at your nuts by overexcited children.

    • I was sitting on the floor in front of my couch when my youngest, then only 18 months, jumped on me and stepped right on my bits only six days after having a vasectomy.

      Serious TKO.

  10. Say what you will, this guy is always hanging out with his kids and enjoying them. They’re lucky little boys.

  11. if this picture was used in Jeopardy the question would be : “things John Hamm cannot do with children”

    • Schmidtler

      are you kidding? Jon Hamm will probably tell his kids ‘grab on, I’ll swing you around for a while!’

  12. Mike701

    Red Rocket, Red Rocket!

  13. Testicle attack #49!

  14. Zinedine Zidane: The Early Years

  15. socks

    Damnit, man! Where’s the plutonium!?

  16. They’re playing pretend. Liev is Paul Gascoigne and Samuel is Vinnie Jones.

  17. Alexxx

    “And this is how you get your first audition…ahhh memories.”

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