I guess the LeAnn Rimes diet is catching on.
“No, Jane, honey, there aren’t any ‘try-outs’. You can just go ahead and ‘play’ for whichever team you want.”
this is WIN
Ten bucks says she tried to bite her finger off
Oops, got a little Lohan bush in my teeth,
The Queen Hornet.
“…as far as it goes before I puke on the table.”
The dental dam goes in like this!
Thats the wrong way to fist yourself but who am I to stop someone from learning.
She’s whistling for her partner.
Wiping the fur off her tongue.
Hmmm, first Bieber, then Simmons, now Lynch with fingers in the mouth….must be a gay recognition signal of some kind.
“See? That’s why I switched teams. My gag reflex is terrible.”
it’s a little known fact that many years ago, while still exploring her sexuality, Jane Lynch gave one young fellow a blowjob. She killed the poor bastard afterwards and has been trying to get the taste out of her mouth ever since.
Cuando limpiado mi cuarto
No encuentro nada
Adonde va con tanta prisa?
Al partido de futbol
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