1. Sure I cheated on my wife a million times, but at least I still look better than Nicolas Cage…so SUCK it!

  2. Diablo Dude

    He won’t be back.

  3. Happy_Evil_Dude

    I realize I’ve never heard Arnold speak German

  4. EricLr

    I’ll answer that question…for your phone number.

  5. Troll's Nighmare

    I see a maid twinkling in his eyes.

  6. cc

    He needs to make more prank calls. ‘Where is your mother?’ That always cracks me up.

  7. 1NDUN

    Mr. Freeze is slowly turning into the Heat Miser. Mother Nature really is a bitch.

  8. bbiowa

    So Pinocchio is still made of wood but Chuckie turned human? Unfair.

  9. “Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell a maid’s bum!”

  10. The Royal Penis

    They caught him auditioning for Springtime for Hitler.

    Arnie is a big fan of show tunes.

  11. He’s looking more and more like the “Two weeks” lady from Total Recall with each passing day.

  12. jones

    Doesn’t anyone else notice his tie and that it has some little piglets sporadically killing some other yellow animals on it. Very, very strange, indeed.

  13. Isn’t this the scene where he takes his head off and it’s actually a bomb?

  14. pipedreamer

    “My favorite part of Christmas? The 8 Maids-a-Milking, of course!”

  15. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    I think it would be perfectly fine to stop posting photos of this guy for a while…

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    Did someone say “Chocolate”?

  17. “Und de penguin looks down at his shirt and sez, “Noooo, silly, dat’s chust ice cream.”

  18. Alice Pooper

    crazy meth head

  19. squishy

    Like a troll doll recently buzzed due to electro therapy hair damage!

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