Oh cheer the fuck up. You’re going home to large breasts and a mansion…
“iit ain’t eeeasy beeing whiiite…”
“Mr Mayer! Will you sign this Hooters calendar? I was going to bring one of your records, but nobody sells those any more and you suck”
We all have our regrets and John Mayer is reliving his. But I’m sure it’s not: I should have fucked more women.
He’s thinking about his new song, “How am I going to get rid of this bitch now?”
I wonder who the lucky guy was who got the seat beside him.
“Honey, this is Paul. I just wanted to say goodbye to you and the kids before I open the airplane door and jump to my death. It’s just better this way, trust me.”
Well, that escalated…uh…hm.
This guy must have one hell of a personality.
The look when you know that you are a douche and that everyone hates you.
Sad John is sad.
Move over, Sad Keanu.
Seen here doing a left-hand escalator bag check.
Grade school nerds have a hard enough time without a douche imitating them.
Your move, Jonah Hill.
It was so nice of her to take time out for a photo break in before dragging her victim to the top of the building and swatting down biplanes.
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