superficial

  1. He’s almost got the Catholic priest getup down pat… I think he’s almost ready

  2. George P. Burdell

    Watch that left hand, John. He is 15, not a masseuse, and you are in public.

  3. john ravota's thought bubble

    (uh yeah see guys?? both hands visible – not like I’m givin’ the kid the magic thumb or somethin’…yet)

  4. Mohawk Disco

    Honestly, Eric Stonestreet gives me the creeps. He reminds me of a narcissistic passive aggressive psychopath who could stab you just because you took the last ice cream.

  5. coljack

    Pop quiz: which of the two adult actors in this picture once said, “Everything I hold dear – my friendships, my livelihood, my family – is entirely dependent on pretending my sexual orientation is the opposite of what it really is.”

  6. Hugh G. Rection

    Girls night out?

  7. JimBB

    Oh, Scientology. Did you *really* think we wouldn’t notice when you tried to replace the dad in Modern Family with a robot?

  8. So the guy that plays the gay guy looks like he is about to take home the underage girl and the guy that plays the straight guy in real life looks like he is about to take home the underage boy. Bizarro world.

  9. Guess which Scientologist has finally found love!

  10. CtF

    Cory Monteith didn’t die, he became John Travolta’s hand puppet, apparently.

  11. “Hello Earthlings! We come in peace. Gak Gak!”

  12. rican

    “I’m sure that if I can get Dan Aykroyd to take the girl this boy here will massage my mouth with his penis.”

  13. Does Australia have an Amber Alert?

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